Corporation details - Underworld Protection Agency [UPAY]
Alliance: NONE CEO: Tigerfish Torpedo
Kills: 10448 HQ:
Losses: 6 Members: 10
ISK destroyed: 2,607.45B Shares: 50000
ISK lost: 0.18B Tax Rate: 0%
Efficiency: 99.99% Website: http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/
We're men,... We're men in tights!

THE UPAY ANTHEM (This is who we are!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcUs1o_YRpY

If you're thinking of joining, here's a quick sanity test to make sure you're ideal for us (The sane need not apply!): http://penddraig.co.uk/pen/tests/sanity.htm

Here's an Ode to Zhrek & Purjo - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE&feature=relmfu

Fastburn > boats training lol, i cant imagine
Fastburn > "do it dickhead or i'll shoot you"
Fastburn > that sums up his training

How to Commit Suicide by Holding your Breath:
Step 1: Hold your breath.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed.

Tigerfish Torpedo > And God said unto Noah, thou shalt build an Ark, load it with canons and sail the Spanish Main. Oh, there's also some animals, for when you get hungry!

Reverend Torpedo says: Love thy neighbour,... unless thy neighbours are CVA pilots,.. in which case pod the buggers! - Taken from the book of Yaarrrr - Tiger 20:12

RAUGHSHAR > If you disconnect while walking in station, will you run in a random direction and hide in a corner?

rValdez5987 > I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

Mordachai > GJ crimson federation ... get rid of those goons

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10 Most recent kills
Ship type Victim Final blow Location
Angel Medium AutoCannon Battery
POS Module
NONE
Y-4CFK (0.0)
I: 60 C: 0
Warp Disruption Battery
POS Module
NONE
Y-4CFK (0.0)
I: 67 C: 0
Medium AutoCannon Battery
POS Module
NONE
Y-4CFK (0.0)
I: 68 C: 0
Medium AutoCannon Battery
POS Module
NONE
Y-4CFK (0.0)
I: 68 C: 0
Angel Small AutoCannon Battery
POS Module
NONE
Y-4CFK (0.0)
I: 68 C: 0
Small AutoCannon Battery
POS Module
NONE
Y-4CFK (0.0)
I: 68 C: 0
Medium AutoCannon Battery
POS Module
NONE
Y-4CFK (0.0)
I: 67 C: 0
Medium AutoCannon Battery
POS Module
NONE
Y-4CFK (0.0)
I: 66 C: 0
Silo
POS Module
NONE
Y-4CFK (0.0)
I: 64 C: 0
Moon Harvesting Array
POS Module
NONE
Y-4CFK (0.0)
I: 65 C: 0
10 Most recent losses
Ship type Victim Final blow Location
Catalyst
Destroyer
Fatal Ascension
New Caldari (1.0)
I: 2 C: 0
Catalyst
Destroyer
Fatal Ascension
New Caldari (1.0)
I: 2 C: 0
Drake
Battlecruiser
Fatal Ascension
WBR5-R (0.0)
I: 28 C: 0
Rifter
Frigate
Fatal Ascension
WBR5-R (0.0)
I: 3 C: 0
Drake
Battlecruiser
Fatal Ascension
YZ9-F6 (0.0)
I: 12 C: 0
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